Alamid Coffee

Coffee What?
The civet (aka alamid, bearcat or musang) eats ripe coffee cherries, but can’t digest the beans, so they pass it out. People scour the forest floor in search of this (undigested coffee beans or alamid shit, for short), clean it, dry it, roast it, and sell it for an arm and a leg. On my climb to Mt. Cristobal, I even chanced on alamid coffee shit. There wasn’t enough of it, so I didn’t bother to scoop it up.

Arm and a Leg
I’ve talked about alamid coffee on a few occassions, but never had a chance to try it, until now. Why? Well, it’s a celebratory gift for getting my website, TheLoneRider.com, #1 in Google’s organic search for “mountain biking mountaineering”. A 100-gram jar of alamid coffee was being sold for P700 at a coffee bean stall at Baguio Market. At this price level, it’s more expensive than Jamaican Blue Mountain, the Rolls Royce of coffee. Even with that price level (or perhaps because of it), supply has never caught up with global demand.

Coffee Quadrant
Coffee is really a complex beverage that balances four things: acidity, aroma, texture and taste. Kenya AA boosts of its acidity (yes, in coffee, acidity is a good thing). Jamaican Blue Mountain is velvety smooth (ha-ha, assuming the coffee purveyor in New York gave me the real thing). Indonesian Java has a gamey taste and Colombian Supremo has great aroma. Some coffee don’t excel in any of those but serve as an excellent base for blending, like Brazillian Santos. It’s very rare for any one single coffee to possess all those attributes. That’s why master blenders blend various coffees to arrive at that optimum balance.

Verdict
Assuming I was sold the genuine article (ha-ha, the next door competition hinted it wasn’t), here’s the lowdown, after brewing alamid coffee side-by-side with Kalinga Arabica using the plunger pot method. The texture is exceptionally smooth. The acidity is almost non-existent. There is no aroma and the taste is ok…yes, just good. If I paid the regular price for this coffee, around P120/kilo, I would say it’s very good coffee for the price. But at P7000/kilo, it’s a friggin rip-off. If you wanna spend this kind of dough on alamid coffee, there’s a bridge in Brooklyn that’s going for a steal.